God's Hit List

By Chaz Bufe

Another classic collection culled from the Holy Book. Adultery? An abomination. But so are those oysters on your plate. Homosexuality? An abomination. As is sacrificing a blemished ox. Bestiality? An abomination. Likewise your butcher's inaccurate scale. And don't forget, of course, the death penalty for working on the Sabbath, cursing the Lord etc etc.

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